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#465 + (11) - [X]
< Nebuduck> if I ever find someone I want to marry, they will be just
like emerge
< Kariloy> so you want someone that does all the work for you...?? you
lazy bum
< Nebuduck> Kariloy: yeah, pretty much

#38 + (21) - [X]
* Xordan sighs again
* Moogie sighs louder
* Xordan sighs once more for luck
* Aendar sighs loudest
* Faldrok groans
* Xordan thinks this could look a bit wierd
#1017 + (10) - [X]
<aramara> Lilura: what are you going to win the nobel prize for?
<Ralas|afk> or by not including her in your speech
<Lilura> achievements in physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine, literature and for peace.
<Ralas|afk> don't steal my story idea!
<Ralas|afk> that's MY nobel price waiting
<weltall> prize?
<Lilura> i shall write a book that cures/prevents cancer and Alzheimers but it will be over 9000 pages and will cause world peace because everyone stopped fighting because they are so absorbed in book
<aramara> \o/
<aramara> that's so awesome!
<aramara> I'm so glad I'm responsible for your success
<Garoninja> Lilu world peace is the calm before the storm >.>
<Lilura> naw you'll be the cat that chews up the prototype
<aramara> but! what does that have to do with physics or chemistry? besides basically breaking all known laws of both?
<Lilura> i need chemistry to make the special ink and paper it will be printed on ...that cures/prevents cancer and alzheimers
<aramara> Lilura: you couldn't have done it without my feline mind beams implanting the knowledge into yer brain
<Lilura>and as for physics ......they have to read it on a roller coaster
<aramara> \o/ weeeee!
#775 + (4) - [X]
<Khado> God, this Coneitic character on the forums is an idiot.
<Aerianna> umr Khado he is on here too :P
* steuben snickers...
<Khado> Oh
* Aerianna giggles
<Khado> God, this Coneitic character on the forums and on IRC is an idiot.
<Khado> sorry
#105 + (52) - [X]
* mrIchy has joined #planeshift-devs
<Rhad> Talad: I know you have made up your mind, but I'm telling you, in-game hardcore sex is not suitible for a fantasy MMORPG..
<Talad> mrIchy: This channel is for devs only, please leave.
* mrIchy has left #planeshift-devs
<Rhad> Always fun to spread false rumors :)
#377 + (4) - [X]
Makratok: let me ask you this, have you ever had to draw boobs on a spider? i have :|
Underthemoon: Another nightmare?
Makratok: nope, reality
Ralas: you had to?
Underthemoon: Yikes.
Makratok: yup
Makratok: needed female
Makratok: but thats confidential information only obtainable with MI rank class 5 or higgher :|
Tuxide: you needed a female spider, so you drew boobies on her...
Ralas: i dont' think spiders have them
Ralas: nto being mammals and all
Makratok: i'll be drawing humans, elves, orcs, dwarves, cybernetic biomechanical beings, and plant creature thingies too
*** Ayshe has joined #planeshift.
*** Mode change "+v Ayshe" for channel #planeshift by ChanServ.
Tuxide: ...with boobies?
Ralas: o/ Ayshe
Makratok: 50:50
Ayshe: mm, boob-
Tuxide: oh welcome
Ayshe: huh?
Ralas: heh that was good timing
#423 + (1) - [X]
<Xyle> is there anyone here?
<Xyle> i have a question, for anyone
<Xyle> noone here?...damn
<@Pogopuschel> nope
<@Pogopuschel> :]
<Xyle> ok
<Xyle> i have to ask something
<Xyle> im going to apologize in advance for my language
<+Jorrit> Xyle: why not just ask?
<+Jorrit> Xyle: that's six sentences already and still no question :-)
<Xyle> im getting to it
<+Jorrit> seven
#1050 + (6) - [X]
<mircea_popescu> o hai!
<drey> sup.
<mircea_popescu> well, actually, trying to figure out how to summon a pet.
<mircea_popescu> i have the ring completed and equipped, is there some command ?
<drey> I was never cool enough to have a pet
<mircea_popescu> aww
<Ralas|afk> mircea_popescu: /pet summon
<mircea_popescu> a ty
<Ralas|afk> followed by 0, 1, or 2 to specify which pet if you have more than one
<Ralas|afk> (not necessary if you only have one)
<mircea_popescu> o my god i laid a chicken
#456 + (16) - [X]
<Seperot> planeshift a game born of lag
<Seperot> adpoted by crashing
<Seperot> sold to bugs
<Seperot> then marryed to another lag
<joseSleep> :O
<Karyuu> Scandalous :|
<Seperot> such a heartwarming story
<joseSleep> finally adopted by Talad, who gave it a loving home...
<Karyuu> A tale of love and betrayal, sacrifice and war.
<joseSleep> And cookies? And fudge?
<Seperot> a true epic
<McNaire|PS> I thought you were asleep?
<joseSleep> -true- epics have cookies and fudge
#85 + (52) - [X]
<BlizMare> IKotomi , i think you need to study english a bit more before you pass judgement on my usage
* @Moogie capitalises BlizMare's "english"
<@Vengeance> It's "judgment" btw
* @iKtomi fixes the spelling of iKtomi in BlizMare's comment
* MadMerlin adds a period at the end
* @iKtomi removes an extraneous space character
#265 + (27) - [X]
* Demarthl levels up in spelling
* iKtomi levels up in stuff
* Moogie levels up in Hyuga single-handedly taking down scores of enemy Gears with his bare hands while the other characters watch
* Xeraans loses experience in understanding what's going on.
#58 + (9) - [X]
<Vengeance> The big one last night was a person asks for advice in Help, gets no response and in <2.5mins logs out
<Nilaya> Wow
<Vengeance> Then 2.5 mins goes by and we try to tell him his requeest for help timed out. :)
<Vengeance> boom
<Moogie> lol
<Vengeance> We cannot hit all these permutations without you, our army of monkeys with typewriters. :)
#181 + (4) - [X]
one day in Tfihsenalp#
Xur !poke himself_in_naughty_places
* Vault pokes himself_in_naughty_places
* Vault pokes himself_in_naughty_places
* Vault pokes himself_in_naughty_places
Vault: Are you there himself_in_naughty_places?
stfrn: now that's spaming :|
imotKi: |:< Xur
stfrn: lol
imotKi etum\
#149 + (23) - [X]
<Karakth> My imaginary girlfriend dumped me :/
<Grakrim> That's a shame.
<Karakth> It was my choice, though.
<Grakrim> Eh?
<Grakrim> Then I don't understand many tokens of that first sentence...
<Karakth> It's a long story.
<Grakrim> I'd say.

#369 + (2) - [X]
Demarthl: Darth Vader tried to kill me once, but i was too strong and made him 2d, now he just stands on the stairs
#514 + (14) - [X]
* sueastside has quit IRC (""<@Jorrit> docs? Is this actually documented?, In the manual?"")
#464 + (4) - [X]
* GodAlmighty smites JoseArting
* joseArting has kicked GodAlmighty from #planeshift (excommunicate THIS!)
#897 + (1) - [X]
<Afrix> yah, NPCs get 20 days a year offline, new working laws :p
#487 + (3) - [X]
* stfrn divides 0 by rux
* Joins: FaKeShAdOw
* Rux implodes
<FaKeShAdOw> but i havent done anything yet!!
<FaKeShAdOw> >:|
<stfrn> he was just happy to see you
<FaKeShAdOw> lies.
<FaKeShAdOw> :D
#1009 + (12) - [X]
DAL|Desktop humps BobArctor wildly with a can of tuna
<BobArctor> ewwwww
<BobArctor> get it off get it off
<Barike> He's trying!
<BobArctor> xD
<BobArctor> ewwwww
<Barike> woh dang... I must be more tired than I thought if I'm cracking jokes like that
<BoredAlcohol> Barike: I would say sharper
<Barike> Hmm?
<BoredAlcohol> You're sharper, not tired
<Barike> Can't be that sharp when it took 12 minutes to come up with a response
<BoredAlcohol> cause you took a 11 min nap. Sharp.
<Barike> Still took a minute, so not sharp
<BobArctor> but this is irc time
<BoredAlcohol> sharp enough.
<BobArctor> sharp relatively
#1064 + (13) - [X]
The_Garo_Brothers: Lets boo Lilu!
Old_Man_Garo: Okay sounds good
The_Garo_Brothers: Boooooooooo
Old_Man_Garo: Boooooooooooooo
#112 + (1) - [X]
Drey: boring
Pogopuschel: ?
Drey: im bored
Pogopuschel: Read a book
Drey: hmm
Pogopuschel: Go outside and foretell the end of the world
Jorrit: Write a book
Drey: im might play tomb raider
Pogopuschel: That's what I usually do
#1044 + (8) - [X]
* jorrit (~jorrit@bluecoat1.uzleuven.be) has joined #planeshift
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to jorrit
* Thidin has quit (Quit: Leaving.)
* Thidin (~Thidin@68-117-8-39.dhcp.fdul.wi.charter.com) has joined #planeshift
<jorrit> Hi
<Thidin> Ho
<Thidin> We're off to work we go.
#34 + (37) - [X]
Wizardking says: now tell xordan how great he is on 3
Wizardking says: 2
Wizardking says: 1
Wizardking says: 0
Wizardking says: You the best player of all Xordan!
Pereil says: I thought on 3?
Stafengrimr says: whos this Xordan person?
#415 + (4) - [X]
<pql> will monsters come to life on arena today ? it's not interesting heh....
<lynxlynxlynx> /shout i'm giving out free weapons and circles
<lynxlynxlynx> that will spawn tons of monsters
#189 + (5) - [X]
* Kariloy kidnaps Pogopuschel >=D
<Pogopuschel> you're welcome to try XD
<Pogopuschel> but think about your back, and bring a stapler
<Pogopuschel> er .. wrong word
<Pogopuschel> forklift*
<Kariloy> why do assume i would do it alone? why not a pro team of kidnappers... or even a moving company? :D
#913 + (2) - [X]
[22:23] <LiadanCreag> who here knows what John Frieda is?
[22:23] * falcnor can't concentrate at the moment or I would read it
[22:24] <falcnor> Sounds familiar
[22:24] <Baldur> Is it a Borg?
[22:24] <Haraun_> [22:23] <LiadanCreag> men >.< <-- hehe :P
[22:24] <LiadanCreag> it's about 8 dollars a 150 mL bottle...?
[22:25] <Baldur> I didn't know Borgs did drugs.
[22:25] <LiadanCreag> it's shampoo you wise-ass
[22:25] <Baldur> Borgs snort shampoo?!?
[22:26] <LiadanCreag> i guess so
#44 + (17) - [X]
<Kwartz> I love you aendar you complete me
<Aendar> Hold me Kwartz!
* Kwartz wasnt expecting repartee and is afraid
<Aendar> lol
#463 + (3) - [X]
<DaveG> at the bottom of the generic "NPCs are braindead" bug report: "Irkoon reported that: "Holy script quest, Jayose recognise the word Holly (2 L) but not Holy (1 L).""
<stfrn> holly hel, how did that happen :|
#447 + (23) - [X]
<joseAway> you know, I just saw in my mind a commercial of a kran saying "rock hard, literally" and then I wanted to commit harakiri
#1043 + (7) - [X]
<Ralas> man why did i think it was a good day to go for a job after working all day
#357 + (1) - [X]
Dreyzorz: i hear drilling downstairs...
Dreyzorz: dad has embarked on some crazy new DIY project
Dreyzorz: there goes my weekend.
#1046 + (13) - [X]
<omg|its|otr> People who know abou the client here?
<omg|its|otr> I'm getting "bus error" then crash
<Ralas> sounds like you're missing a driver
<Ralas> buses usually crash when they are missing a driver
#502 + (10) - [X]
<PlaneShiftServer> I am always online
<PlaneShiftServer> You just can't play games on me!
<PlaneShiftServer> muhahahaha
<PlaneShiftServer> ok, brb, food
<PlaneShiftServer> I mean
<PlaneShiftServer> new memory is being installed
<DAL|Blender> Impostor!
#299 + (1) - [X]
<Draklar> hmm... I don't have Cartoon Network anymore.
<Draklar> the source that teached me english... gone ;(
<Draklar> tought
<Daikan> HAHAHAHA
<Draklar> bah, the irony
#148 + (10) - [X]
<SaintNuclear> Grakrim, don't ruin good debates
<Grakrim> I'll be sure to keep an eye out for one...
#603 + (19) - [X]
<Alhana> Cadoras, you remind me of a dog constantly humping its masters leg... sorry.
#482 + (16) - [X]
< Zorbels> I really hate it when the npc's dissapear
<+Xordan|Afk> They probably really hate it when you disappear
<+Xordan|Afk> But you don't care about what they feel >:|
<+Xordan|Afk> So selfish
<+Xordan|Afk> :P
* Zorbels sticks her tongue out at Xordan
< rerogo> How can we care about their feelings?
< rerogo> If we asked one about its feelings, it would say "response to feelings 0,100"
<+Xordan|Afk> lol
#1030 + (20) - [X]
<aramara> lilu, that putty is meant for serious business situations
<Lilu> oooooh
<Sarras> can i stick it in my butt
<Lilu> probably
#71 + (16) - [X]
<aarobber> I enjoy the period when you get extremely paranoid after about 35-45 hours of non-sleep
<aarobber> I ran away from my shaddow into a wall once
#767 + (16) - [X]
<Induane> If it makes you feel any better I just got a computer in with the message taped to it - "is no work drive go clickity clack all time"
#461 + (9) - [X]
<DaveG> (notice the full circle in the conversation ;) )
<DaveG> (notice that I pointed out the obvious punch line :P )
<Cha0s> (enough notices... you're not the server, for heavens sake :P )
#658 + (25) - [X]
<Mr-Eff> its a ratio of what 3-g.k.h.m
<josePhoenix> 3 gigakilohectomorons?
<Memienta> lol
<josePhoenix> we'll be here all week, folks >.>
<josePhoenix> ... oh the irony.
<josePhoenix> brb
#506 + (18) - [X]
<Niavard> In Soviet Planeshift, features have not implemented YOU!!
#486 + (3) - [X]
<Cadoras> Hory... thats like Xordan without the W :P
<+Xordan> >:|
<Cadoras> umm... heya... Xordan

#18 + (41) - [X]
<BongoTheBloody> Planeshift: We crash a lot, but not as much as windows
#594 + (2) - [X]
Nuthedie tells you: ( Haven't you ever thought about fashion? )
You tell Nuthedie: (fashion?)
Nuthedie tells you: (always using the () thingies is old fashioned)
Nuthedie tells you: (you've to renew yourself)
Nuthedie tells you: (you look sooo boring and old fashioned with those () all the time)
You tell Nuthedie: {Like this?}
Nuthedie tells you: (you got my point)=
You tell Nuthedie: {XD}
Nuthedie tells you: (each season, a different way)
Nuthedie tells you: {} () []
You tell Nuthedie: {Hmmm... that'll eventually become quite.... space-consuming, after I run out of combinations and move on to multiple brackets... [(([{{<text>>>))]} }
Nuthedie tells you: (that should be rococco style fashion.)
You tell Nuthedie: {^^}
Nuthedie tells you: (errr... really, stop the thingy about {} :D)
You tell Nuthedie: (Though generally, I reserve the curly brackets for IC thoughts)
Nuthedie tells you: (that sounded so freaking elitist.)
You tell Nuthedie: (lol :P)
Nuthedie tells you: (When my char bends to pick a flower, I use italic comic sans, together with a tiny shadow of grey 20% )
You tell Nuthedie: (ROFLMAO! XD)
You tell Nuthedie: (_That_ is going into the quoteDB :P)
#316 + (11) - [X]
Nilaya: There were glitches today. There were glitches yesterday. There will be glitches tomorrow. :)
Nilaya: That is, unless they turn the server off. But that's not fun. :)
#568 + (8) - [X]
<joseAway> Red3ye, talk like a normal person or be muted :|
<Red3ye> ru the fucking admin?
* joseAway has kicked Red3ye from #planeshift (yep)
#52 + (10) - [X]
* iceeey goes to the loo
<Moogie> release the TMI monkeys!
<Moogie> *TMI monkeys pounce on iceeey as he exits the loo*
<iceeey> I never exited the loo
<Moogie> you're typing on the loo!?
<Moogie> TMI monkeys! attack!!
* iceeey runs
<Moogie> finish what you were doing first!!!
<Moogie> :O
<iceeey> can't... too emotionally stunned
* iceeey dies
<iceeey> the end
* iceeey is now known as iceeey|zzz
<KL> iceeey reappears in the DR, pants around ankles
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